The Young and the Restless Spoilers

Lily to Hilary on Y&R: "Get Your Skinny Ass on Your Broomstick and Fly The Hell Out of Town!" (SNEAK PEEK)

Am I dreaming this? Are beautiful women being fabulously bitchy with one another, while rocking gorgeous holiday hairdos on CBS Daytime's The Young and the Restless? Screw visions of sugarplums; this is what I need in my stocking from daytime's most-watched soap!

Has the Ghost of Bill Bell paid a Christmas Carol-esque visit to the creatives currently behind his legacy? Will Jill Farren Phelps and Co. wake up on Christmas morning, inspired to tell more stories of glamour, glitz, hope, humor, cosmetics, department stores, torrid affairs and scandalous smackdowns — as opposed to death, disease, malaise and perennial grief? Tiny Tim and I sure hope so.

A fed up Lily (Christel Khalil) gives Hilary (Mishael Morgan) one helluva neck roll-infused dressing down today on Y&R. The "trick please" look Hilary shoots back at Mrs. Ashby in the sneak peek video below definitely jingled my soap-loving bells.

On the other side of Genoa City, Adam (Michael Muhney) is trying to atone for his vehicular sins by setting up a foundation for Delia. Of course, there's Kelly "An Eggnog Shake Wouldn't Melt In My Grieving Mouth" Kruger (Cynthia Watros) right their with an angel's halo just a' shimmerin' and a' shinin'. I don't trust her one bit, nor would I let her sit atop my Christmas tree. Watch the sneak peek for Friday's Y&R after the jump!


Phantom Menace Cassie is Back on The Young and the Restless (SNEAK PEEK)

Did anyone find any missing marbles in Genoa City, Wisconsin? If so, please return them to Sharon Collins Newman (Sharon Case). Trick is definitely still missing a few on The Young and the Restless.

On Thursday's episode of Y&R, Sharon once again has a brain fart, which conjures up evil Phantom Cassie (Camryn Grimes). What heinous acts will the demonic trickster instruct her mother to pull off this time? Maybe she'll have the "model advocate" try to take little Dee-Dee's borrowed eyes right out of Connor's head? 

On the other side of town, Lauren (Tracey Bregman) wants to go on the run with Michael (Christian LeBlanc) and Fenmore (Max Ehrich), like some trio of bandits being chased by tacky, platinum blonde reality television bounty hunters. I guess dressing department store windows elegantly for Christmas doesn't hold any allure for Lauren anymore. Watch today's Y&R sneak peek after the jump! 


Nikki and Paul's Spouses Are PISSED on The Young and the Restless! (SNEAK PEEK)

Leave it to Victor Newman (Eric Braeden) to make everything about himself on The Young and the Restless. Mr. Mumbles isn't amused Nikki (Melody Thomas Scott) kept secret the fact she had a child before they got together.

He's also ticked she leaned on ex-lover Paul Williams (Doug Davidson) during her crisis of conscience. Can their umpteenth marriage survive this latest bump? 

Paul isn't doing much better in the martial department. Cricket (Lauralee Bell) is miffed he didn't tell her about his involvement in tracking down Nikki's M.I.A. son. Will the crime-fighting duo get past this hurdle? 

Can someone tie a bell around the neck of Adam (Michael Muhney) and Chelsea's (Melissa Claire Egan) kid? A GPS tracking system? Something!  Chelsea freaks out to Kevin (Greg Rikaart) when Chloe (Elizabeth Hendrickson) apparently spirits little Connor away. Take a sneak peek at Monday's Y&R after the jump!


Victor Finds Nikki's Secrets APPALLING on The Young and the Restless! (SNEAK PEEK)

Now this is the Victor Newman (Eric Braeden) we know and love to hate! On today's episode of The Young and the Restless, the billionaire bastard rips Nikki (Melody Thomas Scott) for traipsing around the Midwest with Paul Williams (Doug Davidson), while searching for her secret son.

For once I am on Team Victor. Nikki had no right to be spending so much time alone in hotel rooms with her ex-flame. Give her hell, Mr. Mumbles! Watch Friday's Y&R sneak peek below. READ MORE

SPOILERS: Can Paul and Cricket Save Michael and Fen on The Young and the Restless?

Paul/Cricket: The Genoa City Justice League will soon happen upon key evidence in Carmine's murder mystery. Good thing they'll have something else to focus on, rather than Paul's bond with Nikki!

Nikki/Sharon: Could the ex in-laws soon find themselves bonding? READ MORE

Jill to Jack on The Young and the Restless: "Don't You DARE Try to Double Cross ME!" (PROMO)

I must have been a very good boy this year, because Soap Santa is finally granting my wish for more Jack (Peter Bergman) and Jill Abbott (Jess Walton) scenes on The Young and the Restless! Ever since I was a wee lad, cutting my teeth on soap fandom, I've been fascinated by the raunchy dynamic shared by John Abbott's (Jerry Douglas) trophy wife and his randy son.

Whether in the boardroom or the bedroom, Jack and Jill have always been a delicious soap treat. Judging from the holiday promo below, we're about to get even more of them in our stockings!

Elsewhere in Genoa City, Victor (Eric Braeden) is giving Chelsea (Melissa Claire Egan) the "How Dare You?" treatment. What. A. Monster-in-Law. Watch this week's Y&R promo after the jump!